[A white fortune cookie paper with blue text. Front: The best times of your life have not yet been lived. Lucky Numbers 41, 36, 22, 51, 39, 34 Back: August, Chinese text 八 (bā) 月 (yuè)]
punished-lincolnshire-poacher:
better to have a fitted sheet than shitted feet
do job interviewers know we’re all going to die one day
i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again
Practice some self care by keeping this picture on your desktop and just peeking at it every now and then.
at the start of every month everyone reblogs some insane poetry that’s like “august has arrived and again I swallow my bones in the burning sun” and every time I’m like damn that makes no sense. but kind of true.
It will soon be “bone swallowing in the burning sun” month
my three favorite things are the oxford comma, irony, and missed opportunities





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